If being an AIRhead was a diagnoses, I would definitely have it. I believe the symptoms would be as follows:
Thursday: SLIPPING on wood covered in early morning frost just to give your hunny a kiss and broosing your upper right arm.
Friday: Absent mindedly SHUTTING your thumb in your car door and not even knowing it until you start to walk away. Then PANICING because you've just realized what you have done, CURSING out loud because of the PAIN, becoming completely ANGRY at the world (and the car), then break down CRYING because "it really really does HURT."
Saturday: SHUTTING your truck door as you turn away to walk back into the house and your knee decides to get in the way and you get a silver dollar sized broose. (Lets not forget, your hunny just laughs because he can't believe your luck.)
IF any of these or similar like incidences accure contact your BRAIN or try to FIND it.
Thursday: SLIPPING on wood covered in early morning frost just to give your hunny a kiss and broosing your upper right arm.
Friday: Absent mindedly SHUTTING your thumb in your car door and not even knowing it until you start to walk away. Then PANICING because you've just realized what you have done, CURSING out loud because of the PAIN, becoming completely ANGRY at the world (and the car), then break down CRYING because "it really really does HURT."
Saturday: SHUTTING your truck door as you turn away to walk back into the house and your knee decides to get in the way and you get a silver dollar sized broose. (Lets not forget, your hunny just laughs because he can't believe your luck.)
IF any of these or similar like incidences accure contact your BRAIN or try to FIND it.
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You poor girl. I was just thinking. You will have to change your title to smith quads soon.
It's called placenta brain.
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